Oh the fun I would have with one of these… But for over 200$, that probably doesn’t worth it. But still… It could be so fun to take a day off and mess around with that…
I’m wondering how much I would freak people up at work if I had a mug with my own face on it.
Jesus stole my girlfriend
Jesus stole my mother
Jesus stole my couch
Jesus stole my perrot
Jesus stole my dishes
Jesus stole my electric can opener
Jesus stole my credit card
Jesus stole my remote
Jesus stole my guitar
Maybe I should nail him back to the cross.
Wouldn’t pool games on tv be way more entertaining if the players were total morons?
Mental stimulation and drug treatment may help people with brain ailments such as Alzheimer’s disease regain seemingly lost memories, according to research published on Sunday.
Does it mean I’ll have to give their money back to all these old people I stole?
- Behold, people! I am the Fancychrist!
- Don’t you mean Antichrist?
- No, puny man! I am the Fancychrist!
- What’s the difference?
- Well… You know… More fancy…
An exotic beetle that destroys ash trees could spread from the Great Lakes states across the east-central United States within the next two decades, federal agriculture officials said Tuesday.
Authorities didn’t mention if the beetle was bigger than Jesus.
Hmmm… Corn smelling pollution…
I learned that Johnny Cash’s longtime lakeside home was destroyed by fire earlier today.
I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns, burns, burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.
Sorry about that, Johnny, wherever you are…
This is why I couldn’t stand being a teacher.
People who eat a diet high in fruit and low in meat reduce their risk of developing colon cancer, researchers reported on Wednesday.
Eating more fruits or having colon cancer… Tough call…
A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer. The sentence also requires Bryan James Hathaway to be evaluated as a sex offender and treated at the Institute for Psychological and Sexual Health in Duluth, Minn.
Why don’t we leave this to the deers’s justice system ?
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